Prove this if you can!!!

Solve:    2 / 10  =  2

How is this possible? many of you might ask...

if there are engineers among you they might be able to solve this....

so go find an engineer for the solution.

An engineer is the clue fellas!!!

They are the only ones capable of solving this.

If you have the answer come up

An email

A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.


Meanwhile... .....Somewhere, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the 1st message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

Date: January 18, 2010

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They have computers here; we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Your loving Hubby

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The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the

Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.


He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do with the money.



The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets

her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and

dresses up very nicely for the man.



She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him

because she loves him so much.



The man is impressed.



The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his

computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she

tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him

so much.



Again, the man is impressed.



The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and

reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves

him so much.



Obviously, the man was impressed.



The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money.



Guess which lady he chose to marry?







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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!





Men are Men.... Obviously!!!

Gods Email

God looked at earth and wanted to know what kind of behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true-the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what that E-mail said?

No?

I didn't get one either!!